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Post by Frank on Aug 16, 2010 9:50:45 GMT -5
Welcome to the game; you are the Pharmaceutical Sales Representative
ALIGNMENT: Town GENERIC: Vanilla WIN CONDITION: All Scum and malicious third-parties (if any) have been vanquished.
BACKGROUND:
You have always been personable, intelligent, and extremely skilled with PowerPoint. Following your college graduation, you quickly gravitated to the career path on which you could do the most good for society, as measured by the total number of Mercedes products in your personal garage: pharmaceutical sales.
You've naturally achieved success in your chosen field, but lately you have begun to feel unsatisfied. Yes, there's money. Yes, there's adulation. Yes, there's company-sponsored travel to exotic locales. But so far, you have never appeared on television.
Then you heard about this show, a new entry in the reality field, at which a bunch of eligible singles will gather at a cabin in the woods and try to win money. You're sure there were more details, but they were irrelevant - what reality show would be complete without a pharma sales rep?
The killing was... unfortunate. You probably should have read the contract before you signed it. But oh, well; you're here, and the cameras are rolling. Best see if you can catch a few demons, and maybe earn yourself a short-lived sitcom in the process.
Good luck!
POWERS: 1. You have no special powers, abilities, or information, other than a healthy supply of free Xanax samples for anyone who gets nervous about the whole killer Demon thing.
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